A Joke A Day 2019/12/13

English Joke of the Day
"Pavlov's doorbell One tuesday afternoon Ivan Pavlov is reading the paper, when his neighbour rings the doorbell. Ivan jumps up out of his chair, suddenly remembering: ""Shit, I need to feed the dogs!"""
German Joke of the Day
Woran erkennt man, dass ein Fax von einer Blondine verschickt wurde?An der Briefmarke drauf.