A Joke A Day 2018/10/23

English Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes? A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro"
German Joke of the Day
Frage an Radio Eriwan: "Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Optimisten und einem Pessimisten?"Antwort: "Der Optimist lernt Englisch, der Pessimist chinesisch."